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Cash in Hand … Almost
Cash in Hand … Almost
On a Saturday afternoon, a salesperson closed a deal with a customer; however, the customer was not willing to take her new truck home. She stated she was paying cash, had worked the salesperson on the price and committed to buy, but she wanted to come pick it up on Monday. I asked the salesperson why, and didn’t get a reason ...
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Cash in Hand … Almost
Cash in Hand … Almost
On a Saturday afternoon, a salesperson closed a deal with a customer; however, the customer was not willing to take her new truck home. She stated she was paying cash, had worked the salesperson on the price and committed to buy, but she wanted to come pick it up on Monday. I asked the salesperson why, and didn’t get a reason ...
A Wild Appraisal Ride - Bruce Hartz
A Wild Appraisal Ride - Bruce Hartz
A salesman brought me a beat-up old $200 Chevette to appraise, and along with him was the Chevette’s owner, who made it a point to let me know that the Chevette has a set of “brand-new brakes.” While in my mind it was still a $200 junker, I was taught to drive every vehicle before I signed an appraisal...
All's Well That Ends Well - Bill Keller
I was working at a Chevy store when the Venture van debuted with remote power sliding doors. A customer came in wanting a minivan so I assisted him in getting one. When delivery time came, his wife had only seen the van parked on the lot ...
You're So Lucky - Mark Easter
Jim and I were sitting by the front door on a very slow afternoon, and Linda was leaning against a vehicle just a few feet away from us when she recognized a vehicle pulling up to the front door. She said, "Oh no. These kids are so upside-down they can't buy anything..."

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